SO AN UNNAMED FEMALE FRIEND MADE THE MISTAKE OF TELLING ME WHAT HER GYNECOLOGIST SAID THE OTHER DAY…

Things were moving along, when the doctor piped up.

“Hmm…”

My friend didn’t say anything, but was understandably concerned by her doctor’s high-pitched interjection.

Without prompting, the doctor continued.

“You know, it’s funny. Every vagina looks different, but every asshole looks exactly the same.”

Words to live by. Think I’ll make that my life’s motto.

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